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To want to put a padlock on her bloody mouth

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DerFlabberghast · 14/03/2017 16:27

So, my mother has a friend, quite an old fashioned French lady, who is always sniping about everyone's eating habits, she herself is rail thin.
This lunchtime she declined most of the food offered in a very snooty way because roast potatoes are 'something fat girls eat' (!!!!) and told me off for snacking (it was bloody fruit!) and suggested that 'if I was a slave to such habits I should think about putting a padlock on the fridge'

I have put on bout a stone after getting out of rehab and am a healthy size 12. WIBU to tell the miserable putain to shag off.

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Jux · 14/03/2017 19:32

I think you've been spending time with my friend's ex-MIL. Don't do it again! She's an awful woman and responsible for all the ills of the Universe, yes she is I promise. Keep well away Grin

Seriously, are there really two of them?

PersisFord · 14/03/2017 19:33

responsible for all the ills of the Universe

#bestthreadever

DerFlabberghast · 14/03/2017 19:57

I do not believe she will ever get a taste of her own medicine dowager as her tongue has dried up and fallen out with disuse.

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DerFlabberghast · 14/03/2017 20:06

And yes, I had the roast potatoes AND the walnut cake.

quirst a friends DH gave up heavy smoking for her and the kids and his parents slammed him for his weight gain and didn't give a shit about the accomplishment :(

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mrsmalcolmreynolds · 14/03/2017 20:14

I believe the phrase you need is "va te faire enculer a l'autre cote de ton cul" (sorry, don't know how to do accents on my phone).

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