To burn my house down? Lighthearted. Maybe.

[WildBelle]

Bit freaked out. Heard a loud smashing sound earlier while I was sat eating my dinner. Got up to see what it was and nothing appeared to be broken, so thought maybe it had come from the neighbour's house (even though it had sounded too loud).

Then just now I went to get a glass of water, opened my cupboard to see that a glass mug had spontaneously smashed itself whilst sat in the cupboard. WTF? I grabbed a glass because the reason I'd gone downstairs was to take a tablet, and the first glass I picked up has curiously got what appears to be a pentagram on the bottom formed from residue from the dishwasher.

Please provide rational explanations so I don't have to burn my house down/move/call a priest.

Maybe the zombies hiding in your shed tried to make themselves a cuppa.
(We once had a second hand glass and metal table that spontaneously fragmented - it was like something out of a comedy- put mug on table; table self destructs)

Have you noticed your DD's head spinning round 360 degrees recently OP?

Get some salt, candles and holy water. Read a Dennis wheatley book for instructions. Stay inside the pentagram. Do not be tempted out by false spirits. Stay away from dust and dirt. Beware when travelling to the astral plane. Good luck

Try burning sage or any other dried herbs you have handy! Chant something suitable (I've no idea but no doubt MN can advise). Move to the nearest Travelodge. Job done

A whole glass table smashed in my house thought there was a ghost, sounded like a bomb. Guess glass does that

Yabu..for having a sports direct mug.

Lola

Not one is unreasonable for having a Sports Direct mug. They just spawn directly into dark cupboard corners. It's a fact that at every 4.11 minutes in the UK there is perplexed person looking at a Sports Direct mug and wondering where it came from.

That's true HoneyDragon! I was looking at "mine" earlier and wondering who had bought something from SD.

That's true HoneyDragon! I was looking at "mine" earlier and wondering who had bought something from SD.

So true that apparently I felt the need to say it twice

Honeydragon So so true!!!

Probably no point in posting on this thread. The OP is now probably spewing pea soup, levitating and doing disturbing things with crucifixes as we type......

Yes, looks like the Satan-worshipping alien zombie tarantulas have got her. But on the plus side she doesn't appear to have started an intergalactic war, so that's nice.

I have one of those brown glass mugs!

Its affectionately known as the 'penge mug' as it brings memories of going to Theos cafe in penge for beans on toast with my Nan