That my DH take so long to answer a question

[PollytheDolly]

Christ. I actually counted tonight. I got to 96 seconds. On the phone I was whispering the numbers...1 add 2 add 3

"What was that?"

"Nothing...."

Haha!!

But as Evil says, wine helps

No, don't get wound up. Get even.

It is excruciating though sometimes especially if you've got stuff to do!

ATruth

I have 3 DC who do this too. Even better is:

Me: what would you like for breakfast?

DD: yeah.

Me: what would you like for breakfast?

DD: yeah.

Me: what would you like for breakfast?

DD: coco pops.

Yeah, that's along the lines of

Me: do you want toast or cereal?
Kids: (gawping at TV/tablet/book)
Me: toast or cereal?
Kids: (gawping)
Me: TOAST OR CEREAL??!!??
Kids:do we have any croissants?

OH also ignores unless I use his name.

DD and DS1 only answer to "oy deaflugs!"

Oh mine does this, I'm not a patient person and it pisses me off no end.

I often ask him a question, bugger off to make a cup of tea. Even then he's still mulling it over. Drives me mad.