AIBU to eat an Easter egg?

[MiddleClassProblem]

Right now, malteasers egg. Bought today just because I fancied some thin, crap chocolate (I have some 65% stuff in the cupboard). Would have got a mini eggs one but I'm perturbed by the Cadburys flavour since it changed.

They're not that different in price and I like the thin cheap chocolate of mars and cadburys (or used to) which they don't do in bars. It's like wanting carpaccio but not a blue steak or something

Also I'm not religious. I'm just here for the food. Would never celebrate Lent.

I honestly have no idea why it tastes better in an egg shape, but it does.

Is it something to do with the thickness of the chocolate? Or does it have different ingredients?

I think the thickness and smooth curve has a better melt