I read it so wrong half asleep thinking it was something to do with that joyous time of the month.
We had a quirky new build, I had like an angle, so the kitchen/diner was the length of the house, as was living room. The master bedroom was massive but awkward, the second bedroom was reasonable, but the box room was tiny. Also they had some weird thing going on where the garage next to the house wasn't ours with driveway, it was a house 4 doors away. But we got them the odd bottle of wine to park there.
This is a period property that someone renovated really well, so you've got a master ensuite with dressing area, then 3 bedrooms, 2 still have fire places. Then on the top floor they converted the attic into a massive room with ensuite bathroom & dressing area. We sectioned a bit off for a man cave for the boys.
Downstairs there's a sitting room, lounge, dining room at the back which is the family sitting room, then huge kitchen with original tiles, we have a table in there, huge pantry, I don't know why but I love pantries! Then a downstairs washroom with shower & appliances, another miscellaneous room which leads to the conservatory. The best feature is the hall, there's a storm porch, then a big hall with stairs going up, a door to a weird corridor that leads to the back rooms and cellar. Under the stairs they opened it up as a cubbyhole & shelves. The cellar is another 3 rooms if we could be bothered, again done up so no drainage issues or damp. It's just a bit spooky and my aunt once traumatised me licking me in her cellar she said had rats the size of cats in. But it's all well lit and finished to a high standard.
I kind of feel sorry for the old owners, they'd more or less finished doing it up, then split up. The paint scheme was nice too in some rooms. Downstairs each room has a feature fireplace, plaster cornicing with swirly bits, plus a picture rail & wooden middle bit. The kitchen has an aga but a newish one or renovated, that they sold with the house, then there's built in ovens x 2, a grill and a separate gas hob. Belfast sinks separated by say 30cm of actual wooden worktop. The pantry is just heaven, plenty of shelves the right size, you can walk in it. Even with a 6 seater table there's still oodles of room.
Outside there's a toilet & brick shed, plus our sheds. Never used the toilet though, it stays locked.
I'm falling asleep, but I know MN's love a diagram. I'll draw one later.
I think what sold it was the character, high ceilings, the high finish, it was like an oven in there too, where you usually worry about it being draughty.