.... to not want to have a chat with a colleague over the cubicle door whilst having a pooh?

[sandyballs]

. I don't want to chat about work whilst plopping in the toilet. I would never follow someone in the toilet to carry on a conversation

I went for a wee lunchtime and two colleagues were chatting in the washbasin area - and stayed there chatting while I tried to wee. I just couldn't so it so had to pretend to blow my nose instead.

Imagine if you had started the conversation and then a horrid smell started to waft over....how mortifying

Having suffered from IBS at one point during my working career holding in 'till home wasn't an option.

Nine - you have me crying with laughter at that post!

If forgoing a 'movement' is not possible you could always put loo roll in the bowl first to mask the plops

Me too! even at home! My dh goes mad at the amount of loo roll I use.
"Its for my make up honey, honest!"
lol

i can;t pee or poo if someone is listening. I get stagefright!

mildmanneredjanitor - why is there a picture of a toilet on your profile?

I won't even communicate with any of my family unless it's to tell them to piss off if I'm going for a no 2
It's private!!!
With the exception of very young children ie: under 3's ONLY and only MY under 3's

OOOh, I have a poo story but really don't know whether to spill or not. It's disgusting and I'm not proud. No, I'm going to leave it I reckon!

Well obviously you can't leave it now..

this is so funny i have actually shed a tear! I always have to put loo roll in the toiler firstm even at home. we go through loads!!

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god no.

whether furry pooh or sticky poo, I would not chat while in progress. barfo

dp would poo anywhere! - visiting someone we dont really know, at work, pub, restaurant.... yuck!!!! I could only go at home ( and even then do the toilet paper thing..) Cant understand how anyone can go in public places...

ewwww at this thread