Urgent! AIBU re chocolate?!

[RNBrie]

It's half term. I have three dc. Two of them are napping and will be up around 2pm and one of them is at a friend's house.

It's also Valentines Day and dh gave me a massive box of chocolates this morning which I am sure he intends us to open and eat after dinner tonight.

WIBU to make myself a cup of tea and eat most some of them?

To avoid drip feeding, I did not give him anything because I thought Valentines Day was next week. I am already a bad wife.

Get the kids to make him paintings and drawings/cards err kids valentines gifts for DF sounds a bit weird to me

My gran was working in a chip shop with a good friend years ago and was going to visit my aunty in hospital after her shift (she had had a baby the day before)
My gran and her friend couldn't resist the chocolates,so they carefully opened them,are all of the chocolates and put chips where the chocolates used to be,carefully sealed them and have the box of chips to my aunty.(aunty obviously knew it wasn't a factory fault but gave her a good laugh anyway)
could you eat the chocolates and replace with something else your dh may enjoy?

Pro Tip :
(though sounds like it may be redundant by now!)

1. Eat as much of your share as you fancy this afternoon ("justifiable Half Term perks", if that salves your conscience).

1. Instigate romantic foreplay, involving any remaining chocolate, as tonight's spectacularly sexy, after-dinner, Valentine's Day entertainment.

In his state of bliss, he will neither remember nor care you'd sampled them alone...

YANBU especially if you save a caramel one for me!

YANBU

I got bought a box of malteaser teaser celebration thingys - they're almost gone.