I was looking at a house with a friend with DS, she wanted a fixer upper and had asked if I would go and help her look as DH and I used to do up fixer uppers, and had a habit of living in the creepy house at the end of the street.
One of the houses had a really repelling vibe, made you feel like you needed to leave. It hadnt been lived in for several years and was verh run down, but a was once a beautiful place.
DS (3) was in the sling on my back (to keep him away from anything rickety or dangerous). After we got to the top of the stairs he whispered in a terrified voice "mommy, that bad man followed us up the stairs".
I turned around and couldn't see anything, so I asked DS if the man was still there. DS nodded and pointed to a spot at the top of the stairs. " He said he wants to hurt you so he can eat you mommy".
Poor DS was shaking and my friend and the realtor were white too. I laughed loudly and said in a sinister voice to the space DS was pointing at "Not if I get to eat you first, now come here, YUM YUM YUM!!!! I rushed forwards grabbing at thin air and kept making yum noises. Then I asked DS, who was laughing by now, if he was still there, DS said " no mommy he looked very frightened and ran away".
Friend and realtor were aghast insisted on leaving the house there and then.