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to think that Big Nutbrown Hare...

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caramelchameleeeeeon · 11/02/2017 08:50

...is a bit of an areshole?

He's so competitive against his own child, to the point where he's muttering under his breath as the kid sleeps just because he has to have the last word.

We get it, big man. You've got longer arms and you're better at this than your toddler. Well done you. Biscuit

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Deploycharitygoats · 11/02/2017 12:34

DS1 bloody loves Hug. It's driving me slowly round the bend. Thankfully he has no time for competitive dad hare.

Neighbour's little girl (under one) gets the rage whenever her parents pull out Guess How Much I Love You. Bats it out of their hands with a roar as soon as she sees the cover. She's marvellous Grin

caramelchameleeeeeon · 11/02/2017 13:10

A house divided...

When I was little we had a song on cassette tape that was about how much the little kids loved Jesus. The verse had little pauses where each of the kids shouted out the thing that they loved Jesus more than. At the time I remember thinking how odd it was.

"more than...peanut butter"
"more than...crayons"
"more than...yellow"

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Magzmarsh · 11/02/2017 14:11

I think No Matter What is a better book about the infinity of parental love, it still has me in tears every time I read it.

0hCrepe · 11/02/2017 14:14

I was thinking the same thing yesterday! Read it to my 4 month old so she didn't understand but by the end I was thinking I know how this ends, cant believe you are really going to trump your own child on that one?!
I was relieved when it said the little one was asleep.

SovietKitsch · 11/02/2017 14:20

What Crumbs said. It's not about one up man ship.

GerundTheBehemoth · 11/02/2017 17:23

Male hares have pretty miserable lives so may well be quite bitter. (And they never see their kids. Though even mum hares only visit the leverets for a few minutes a day.)

SmileEachDay · 11/02/2017 17:29

I see your competitive dad and raise you the emotionally abusive "Not now, Bernard" 😡

treaclesoda · 11/02/2017 17:36

I love it, it's not one-upmanship, it's all about infinite love.

I actually used to cry reading this to DD when I was all hormonal. Grin

dementedma · 11/02/2017 17:39

No Matter What is a beautiful book but so hard to read to the end!!!

SignOnTheWindow · 11/02/2017 18:33

This book always made me vom. It's like a print version of the John Lewis ad.

dowhatnow · 14/02/2017 22:38

The picture are so cute and big nut brown hare loves his kid more than anything - you story stealers!

floorboard · 14/02/2017 22:44

I taught DD to say 'love you to the Event Horizon and back' ( furthest point in the known and knowable universe) to always win this one..

Waterfeature · 14/02/2017 22:45

YANBU. Awful.

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 14/02/2017 22:51

Yanbu. So godawfully twee. Give me Where The Wild Things Are any day (or "Where They Are" as toddler dd calls it).

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