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To really, really want to shout PENIS really bloody loudly

21 replies

ccetsw · 30/01/2017 15:15

no idea why Shock

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ArmySal · 30/01/2017 15:17

Where are you? Confused

ccetsw · 30/01/2017 15:22

Home alone, but feel the need to go out the front door and shout it :(

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ArmySal · 30/01/2017 15:23

Just shout it inside to yourself.

ccetsw · 30/01/2017 15:24

Does this make me wierd?

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roseshippy · 30/01/2017 15:25

cock

ccetsw · 30/01/2017 15:32

hehe cock hehe

i have

lost it

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BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 30/01/2017 15:33

As long as you're not at a funeral...

faceremovinghaircream · 30/01/2017 15:54

I had a friend that actually used to do this in a really deep bellowing voice. Think busy shopping centres, supermarkets etc.. PEEEEENNIIIIIISSS! Sometimes hilarious, sometimes not so much. He also found it funny to fart in packed lifts too. We're not talking early teens or younger, like mid twenties. So embarrassing.

bilzero · 30/01/2017 16:48

Reminds me of Dick and Dom playing 'Boggies'.

I often have strange, irrational impulses too OP.

PinkFluffiUnicorn · 30/01/2017 16:52

I do shout boggies every now and then in crowded areas, I also like to wave at people I don't know when I'm passing them in the car.

lubeybooby · 30/01/2017 16:56

op

To really, really want to shout PENIS really bloody loudly
longdiling · 30/01/2017 16:59

Are you my 6 year old?

AristotlesTrousers · 30/01/2017 17:10

Do it, OP. At least you're by yourself - unlike me, who suddenly got the urge to shout 'SpongeBob Squarepants' at the top of my voice whilst on a packed open-topped bus tour of Barcelona. Blush

At least DP thought it was hilarious. Grin

WinkyisbackontheButterBeer · 30/01/2017 17:22

We regularly play bogies. Especially fun in the local art gallery. My friends 11 year old now refuses to walk with us. Blush

ccetsw · 31/01/2017 09:54

I do like that artwork lubey

I just shouted PENIS very loudly in my house, then did it a few more times...... I'm avoiding the neighbours for a bit

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BitOutOfPractice · 31/01/2017 10:09

AristotlesTrousers I have genuinely laughed heartily at that. I wish I'd been there.

BitOutOfPractice · 31/01/2017 10:10

And I've just read it again and guffawed again. Really tickled ms that has

Ilovecaindingle · 31/01/2017 10:12

Are you married? Likely your neighbour will be taking your dh aside and telling him you have had a man in today and have been ranting about his penis. .

Pipachi · 31/01/2017 10:48

Check this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprolalia

ccetsw · 31/01/2017 16:19

Hmmm interesting... I can control it though. Sometimes I just send it in a text to DP, vagina is another favourite

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ItsSoUnfairSoItIs · 31/01/2017 16:21

Knock yourself out! (As in its fine by me!)

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