Went to an insufferably long wedding today. 7 hours in, even before the 'first dance'
Anyway, I had dessert from the buffet. So kill me. As I sat down to enjoy my rare indulgence, female bodybuilder (and seasonal wino) sitting next to me says to me: "how can you enjoy that when you know it will make you so fat?".
Poor girl.... I noticed she only ate broccoli the whole night with few teensy prawns. Oh, and about 2 bottles of red wine.
She has lovely muscles. I hope they give her comfort when she strokes them at night.