We had a minor bump. Tosser wasn't indicating so we assumed he was going straight ahead. Instead he swung into us. We braked but slid a few inches forward. The cars noses gently bumped. His wheel was bent. Our car wasn't even scratched.
We exchanged details. He was a pompous little turd, sort of middle-manager kind of bloke who thinks he can lord it over people even though he was about 4 foot 11 and probably still lived with his mother. "Had a few drinks, did you?" he stammered to my teetotal husband, "Yeah, mate, seen your sort before."
My husband asked if his car was alright, and if not, would he like a lift to where he was going? That took the wind out of Tosser's sails. He calmed down and we parted ways.
Of course, when the claim came through, he was claiming for the sorts of injuries you might incur in a 5 car pile up. Or perhaps a plane crash. He'd broken all his spines, gone blind, lost his brain, you name it.
Insurer came out to see us, noted the lack of damage on our car. Didn't mention if he'd seen Tosser's car yet.
Oddly enough - I don't think this is supposed to happen? - we later got a copy of his medical report. The doctor stated clearly the man had no discernible injury, and there was also a frosty bit at the end that noted he had done this two years prior, when another minor car bump had also apparently bestowed upon him the kind of life-altering injuries you'd expect in a train wreck.
DESPITE THIS burn of a document, the insurance settled 50/50 and chucked a smidge of money at him.
Then they cry that it's so hard to discern fraud.
Oh, relative's case too. Bumped in a car park by a group of giggling lads who didn't seem to care. Suspected he had just been insurance-fraud set up so he took carefully snapped a couple of pictures of the tiny dents in the cars. When the insurers came round to view the vehicle they were very pleased with the photos. "Their car doesn't look like that now," he remarked. "Looks like the four of them took baseball bats to it."
Minor bump in a car park which can shatter a windscreen and dent the roof, eh? Who woulda thunk it?