AIBU - To find myself hilariously funny!

[lozzylizzy]

I have particularly bad periods and yesterday was diabolical. I stayed in my PJs (dont judge) and DH said 'Why have you started tucking your top into your pj bottoms? (It makes me feel more comfy nothing more)

Yes I have now changed into my pjs purposely for when he gets home in around 15 mins and pulled the bottoms up to just below my tits......see how long it is before he comments.

i've broken the arm off my reading glasses....hasn't stopped me MNetting all night. They are just a bit wonky now,

DH came and and gave me the 'wft' look

Should add 'DH walked into the room..' and not not 'DH came...' as though he was weirdly excited by my new look.

Kath, 😂

Slowly eat a roast dinner in front of him in your new look.

Nothing says hot like a woman with a heavy period and water retention dropping gravy onto her pyjamas.

Please ppl keep responding to this post im dead ahaha

Hahaha kath Couldn't contain himself at the wonky glasses eh

Pj top tucked in is very comfy I do this too but yes the bloaty period belly doesn't do me any favours look like an old man with there trousers hoiked up round their chin

kath that's made me giggle

Oh, I was telling DH about this last night and he reminded me of the time he came in to kiss me goodnight as I was having an early night due to a stinky cold.
Just as he leaned in towards me I sneezed (luckily not into his face!) and a big bogey dangled out of my nose. He just looked at me and totally deadpan said the immortal words 'Alpaca, I've never wanted you more...'

We then spent about five minutes snorting with laughter helplessly...

amazing fine moments here ladies!

Need the loo ! The dogs are now looking at me like I'm a weirdo ! Oh so funny - just so needed this. Thank you !