Cheesecake related........ 7.5 month pregnant

[ThePeoplesChamp]

Am I unreasonable disgraceful that todays intake has been

Breakfast - slab of cheesecake
Lunch - repeat breakfast
Dinner - repeat the above in a massively larger portion.

Snacks - 1 apple, gallons of soda water and a pregnancy multivit.

In my defence I made it myself from scratch with lowest fat cream cheese and greek yog and low carb / low sugar base. ...my diet to now has been 'good' with much greenery and my non pregnancy diet is normally super, super strict macro tracked etc etc.... and.... and..... ermmmm I read that Pink confessed to scoffing an entire cheesecake in one sitting while preg?

Very likey IABU, does anyone else have similar tales of day- long gluttony?

It's a day, not a lifetime. You're grand. Although now I want cheesecake.

hahahah ...... please, please, take it off me!

The only unreasonable bit about your post is you used low fat cheese and Greek yoghurt, you so should of gone all out-cream and full fat cheese all the way!

I'm not pregnant and today I've eaten 1/2 a tub of celebrations, shit load of party food as a picky dinner, a few bits of Yule log and a fair bit of cheese. This is the season for food

Yabvu I haven't got any cheesecake

Also if you didn't eat it it would have gone off and gone to waste. Starving children in the world etc etc (I'm turning into my DM but dammit she has good food logic).

I bloody love M-Net ...... second time this festive season I have been 'cleared'

I do love all the tales of similar nibbling...

I viewed cheesecake as a healthy option when I was pregnant - calcium and fruit in one delicious slice

Genius!!!!! {{eyes forth portion and wonders if can sneakily snarf it before Husband gets back}}

I'm not even pregnant but today's food will be 2 X bottles of wine and the 3 X blocks of runny cheese with crackers by the pool.

There's no sin in any kind of cheese. Except low fat cheese, it is shite so you should repent by buying a full fat cheesecake and redeeming yourself.

Dispose of the evidence op!

By the pool...... ahhhhhhh, now that would be just the ticket.

farmmummy ..... this has become enablement! ....but I'm a farm Mum-to-be so....... nom nom nom nom nom.

YABU for now making me want cheesecake which I don't have.. All I have eaten today was a massive plate of Brie, apples, grapes and crackers.. It was amazing though And for dinner tonight I'm making frozen potato wedges covered in cheese, sour cream, guacamole and salsa! Super lazy and greedy and I don't even care 😂

...that ALL sounds good.... and may inspire a savoury gluttonous day tomoro... and perhaps a hopeful AIBU

AIBU to demand all my Christmas gruffing will be expelled with the baby come March

(I can hope.....surely??)

For those without cheesecake, a digestive biscuit spread with cream cheese and topped with some jam or marmalade or lemon curd works well in an emergency

hahahahah! love it, that was like one of those Viz top tips.

Oh, it WILL BE expelled, just not in the way you are thinking!

Ooh Teas love that idea

oh 'eck Domino ..... may consider a quick 'fast' as soon as get first nod of a contraction. First baby and feeling a bit prudish / squeamish at thought of any 'accidents'

You won't give a proverbial shit Champ. I dragged my poor dh into the loo with me at the hospital because I was terrified of going to the loo mid contractions in case I pooed the baby out or something?!

It was all thoroughly unpleasant, but I didn't care at the time one little bit and I reminded him a few weeks ago (dd is 15w) and he'd completely forgotten about it.

thanks Irregular hoping the bigger picture will overshadow any sudden incontinence

...and congratulations on your DD!!

I pooed both of my babies out! Trust me, that at the time ironically I didn't give a shit! 😁

shaking my head at how a thread about something as beautiful as cheesecake could be so easily turned into a thread about pooing

Bad Mumsnetters! Bad!

I didn't poo at all in my labour with DD1. DH held the sieve for DD2's birth.

Anyway. What I came on to say was that I grew DD1 on satsumas in the first trimester followed by pie and cake in the second and third. And she's a strapping four year old now, who is only mildly obsessed with cake. It wasn't even Christmas so I didn't have that excuse. You're fine

hahahaha....bad MN poo-chatters indeed!!!!

Satsumas and pie and cake..... this is really quite similar to my experience - trimester 1 & 2 was melon, melon, melon...... 3 has been largely cheesecake and jelly sweets. Perhaps this is much needed catchup calories .... or can at least be written up as such and swept under the carpet

I did eye the cheescake at breakfast today.... but played the game and had egg, toast and melon. Elevenses will roll around soon enough