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To think the singer in Santa baby has missed the point of what Santa is supposed to be?

32 replies

mayemerald · 29/12/2016 16:17

I think she wants a rich husband not Santa! Xmas Grin

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KingJoffreysRestingCuntface · 29/12/2016 16:18

She's certainly very grabby.

I hope he gives her coal and elf poop.

StealthPolarBear · 29/12/2016 16:19

Or a well paid job maybe

2014newme · 29/12/2016 16:22

Hope it's fake fur!

SexLubeAndAFishSlice · 29/12/2016 16:25

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RumbleMum · 29/12/2016 16:25

She's definitely after a sugar daddy. I'm never clear whether she's trying to seduce Santa. It's a good job Eartha Kitt had such a fabulous voice because those lyrics are all kinds of wrong Grin

StealthPolarBear · 29/12/2016 16:26

She covered it

NoelHeadbands · 29/12/2016 16:27

Eartha Kitt!!

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NoelHeadbands · 29/12/2016 16:27

Eartha Kitt!!

RitaCrudgington · 29/12/2016 16:28

I love Santa Baby. DH disapproves and thinks Eartha is a bad influence on me.

GilMartin · 29/12/2016 16:33

Or the Destiny's Child 8 days of Christmas.

Crass, materialistic nonsense.

GrinchyKiwi · 29/12/2016 16:38

I guess no one told Eartha that she needed to put a LIGHTHEARTED in the title of her song. Sad

ZoniSouslaLune · 29/12/2016 17:20

I can't stand that song.

I suppose it's the songwriter who's to blame for the lyrics. But why must people keep singing it.

The80sweregreat · 29/12/2016 17:27

Its a dreadful song and usually on when im food shopping!
Sugar daddy fits in better.

ChippyMinton · 29/12/2016 17:29
Biscuit
IWouldLikeToSeeTheseMangoes · 29/12/2016 17:35

Always found that such a sleazy song. Particularly Kylie's over breathy sex kitten version. Stop trying to roger Santa you absolute creep.

SittingDrinkingTea · 29/12/2016 17:37

My nine year old keeps singing this, she does it with all the breathy inflections which is both v funny and wildly inappropriate at once.

At least the singer is being honest about what she wants, rather than claiming that she doesn't give to recieve then ending up seething silently about the Bayliss and Harding gift set she got and starting a thread on here about her rubbish present.

tinkywinkyshandbag · 29/12/2016 17:48

I always thought it was a wife being sexy to her husband on Christmas Eve...as in the Dad playing "Santa"

Chottie · 29/12/2016 17:51

It's definitely a song aimed at her sugar daddy.............

IWouldLikeToSeeTheseMangoes · 29/12/2016 17:59

The worst line is the bit about wanting him to come help trim her Christmas tree. It always makes me think she wants a hand tidying up her pubes.

RhodaBorrocks · 29/12/2016 18:00

Sitting Grin

Marilyn Monroe also covered it. Seeing as it was written at a time when it was perfectly acceptable and even aspirational for a woman to call her spouse 'Daddy', particularly if he was older, I'm also going with the sugar daddy theory.

Cf. My heart belongs to Daddy.

steff13 · 29/12/2016 18:01

Madonna also covered it.

RhodaBorrocks · 29/12/2016 18:02

IWouodLike yes, always makes me think of a spot of festive lady gardening. Do you think she goes for the full on vagazzle?

IWouldLikeToSeeTheseMangoes · 29/12/2016 18:05

Rhoda absolutely! Glad it's not just me Xmas Grin I reckon it is a dazzling affair probably involving tinsel.

JennyWreny · 29/12/2016 18:12

This is absolutely possibly the best cover of this song. Smile

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