AIBU? Do these chocolates look like...

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...little, constipated, nut loaded poos?

I was unexpectedly given a box of Taste the Difference truffles, by a colleague yesterday morning.

After debating with myself about my calorie intake over the past couple of days, I thought "Sod it!" and opened the packet.

Or rather, I opened the outer layer of film plastic, ripped into the box and finally opened the inner later of film plastic covering the chocolates.

They're delicious, but now I've thought of it, I can't get the image out of little, constipated turds out of my head.

This thread has been a real eye opener.

Who saves half a box of truffles ?

I'll want breakfast tomorrow and I took the tub of Quality Street to work...

They are the exact same as M&S Belgian chocolate truffles - I've had half a box over the past week - suck them ... no chewing - if these are anything like as good they are delicious!

I thought the turds were white due to an addictive in the food to make them dry up quicker on the pavement to stop the mess! 😳

A diet rich in bones, Gineger.

That's what produces white poos.

They are luvverly.

Just googled it, the dog food had more bone meal in it then today!

If I ate them, they'd pass through unchanged.

Chocolate doesn't really agree with me, these days.

aw a box of mr hankys

Bonemeal and calcium rich fillers. And time

Ah yes....and time to dry out! 💩😂😷

Mmmm...

Bran I was ear worming Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo as soon as I saw the photos

G'wan look on YouTube , you know you want to.

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose...

Yes! We had some of these. I only had to show them to gross-stuff-obsessed DD and she collapsed in giggles.

Hi de Ho!

Bizarre suggestion - they just look like normal flake covered truffles to me.

Eating tiny chocolate Death Stars here

Send Darth Vader my love, won't you, DrudgeJedd?

They look terrible, you should definitely send them to me and I'll double check for you.

YABU. They look like chocolates to me. If I found them in the toilet I'd probably think they looked like poos. If I found them in a chocolate box I'd know them to be chocolates and would scoff them without a second thought.

Chocolate is brown, poo is brown. If it bothers you much then you are not a proper chocolate addict.