To send Peppa Pig to the abattoir?

[DefinitelyNotAJourno]

I loathe that little pig, but unfortunately I have two little ones who love her. She irritates me so much.

This morning Daddy Pig was lugging a massive Christmas tree up a hill, and got delayed. Peppa's concern wasn't about where Daddy Pig was, but whether the tree was okay.

Recently, Peppa told Daddy Pig that he was fat, and Mummy Pig, rather than tell Peppa off for being rude, told Daddy Pig that he was a unfit and should exercise! No wonder Peppa is such a rude madam.

There are countless examples of Peppa being allowed to get away with being selfish and rude to adults. I can't stand that little pig. Bacon, pork and ham - that's what she should be.

AIBU?

Thankfully DS has outgrown these but I'd swap them all for Slugterra which is dreadful but how to the residents of Pontypandy get house insurance? They have so many fires per head of population.

YANBU!

I once started a thread about how they all treat daddy pig. If mummy pig got the stick daddy pig gets it would be considered domestic abuse.
He should call WA and LTB.

She's so rude and bratty! Make her into a Christmas ham

You just wait until you have the following inflicted on you:
Clarence
adventure time
Amazing world of gumball
teen titans go

You just don't know you're born at the moment