To feed the baby vindaloo & post the nappy through a letterbox? (Dog fouling revenge)

[Moominmammaatsea]

Disclaimer: I would never feed the 10-month-old vindaloo, although she would probably wolf it down, food hoover that she is.

Strapping the aforementioned baby into her buggy this afternoon, and faffing at our front door, I busted the owner of the local swanky beauty salon slinging her hound's bulging poo bag into a community garden, directly opposite our house.

Regretfully, I failed to channel my inner fishwife and bellow in my best foghorn "wtaf, you skanky cow?!". Instead, in my finest clipped tones, I politely asked her to refrain from depositing her dog waste in our neighbourhood.

To which she replied, and I kid you not, "0h okay, tralala."

Tralala????

She only had to walk about 50m back to her business to drop the poo bag into her own bin.

She THREW a bag of dog poo into a community garden and said 'tralala' when you pulled her up?
yes definitely do it....
but you wont though....:(

Does her business have a facebook page? If it does then post on there what a manky cow she is so all her clients see.

I would put on some rubber gloves, get the original bag of poo, and post that through her letter box.

I'd do what both Brat and Geillis suggest! Disgusting bitch

Retrieve the bag of shit and post it through her letterbox. I'm guessing they're closed on a Sunday? And possibly also a Monday? If so then wait until ten minutes after they close tomorrow then the can sit there for 24-48 hrs and will nicely fragrant when she reopens on Monday/Tuesday.

Also call the council and report her for not cleaning up after her dog, it's a fine of (I think) up to £1000.