To ask for your best cracker jokes

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I'll start with a bang:

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A CARROT!!!

what's green & bounces around Australia?

Skippy the cooking Apple

Q: What did one snowman say to the other?

A: Can you smell carrots?

Q: What cheese do you use to tempt a bear out of a tree?

A: [In coax-y voice] Camembert! (C'mon, bear!)

What's loud and sounds like apples?
[shouting] APPLES!

I was expecting this to be a very different thread.

Haha really? What were you expecting? Happy for it to be derailed

What says oh oh oh?

Santa walking backwards

Nothing good. Just jokes about white people LOL

What cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone.

How do you kill a circus?

Go for the juggler.

What's brown and sneaks around the kitchen?
A mince spy!

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

Why dont cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

Why can't Christmas trees knit?

They keep dropping their needles

What do you call two robbers?

A pair of knickers.