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14 replies

Temporaryname137 · 09/12/2016 15:39

I'll start with a bang:

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A CARROT!!!

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TheNaze73 · 09/12/2016 15:41

what's green & bounces around Australia?

Skippy the cooking Apple

ComtesseDeSpair · 09/12/2016 16:29

Q: What did one snowman say to the other?

A: Can you smell carrots?

Q: What cheese do you use to tempt a bear out of a tree?

A: [In coax-y voice] Camembert! (C'mon, bear!)

HeyMicky · 09/12/2016 16:44

What's loud and sounds like apples?
[shouting] APPLES!

Klaphat · 09/12/2016 16:45

I was expecting this to be a very different thread.

Temporaryname137 · 09/12/2016 16:47

Haha really? What were you expecting? Happy for it to be derailed Xmas Grin

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NancyDonahue · 09/12/2016 16:48

What says oh oh oh?

Santa walking backwards Xmas Smile

Klaphat · 09/12/2016 17:53

Nothing good. Just jokes about white people LOL

Supermothras · 09/12/2016 17:56

What cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone.

NoraCharlesMartiniGlass · 09/12/2016 18:48

How do you kill a circus?

Go for the juggler.

ForeverEyesOfBlue · 09/12/2016 18:50

What's brown and sneaks around the kitchen?
A mince spy!

UpsyDaisyluvsIgglePiggle · 09/12/2016 19:24

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

yerbutnobut · 09/12/2016 20:40

Why dont cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

EsmesBees · 09/12/2016 20:46

Why can't Christmas trees knit?

They keep dropping their needles

MrGrumpy01 · 09/12/2016 21:54

What do you call two robbers?

A pair of knickers.

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