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to think this is the worst wine ever?

33 replies

MarieBurnham · 08/12/2016 10:20

it's all real and not a joke
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Klaphat · 09/12/2016 16:44

Do you need to wear that many bracelets while making it? Does that infuse it with RAW goodness?

Her hair is indeed glorious though.

MadHattersWineParty · 09/12/2016 16:46

She's probably thin because with that much fruit you'd be constantly on the loo Confused

Love the bit where she goes 'how'd you like THEM apples?!' complete with inane grin.

It's probably best she doesn't drink; clearly she's already off her rocker.

Lostpangolin · 09/12/2016 16:47

Shoot me now

LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 09/12/2016 16:49

It's like a hot pink wine.

It's no a wine though, is it doll?

I'm off for a wine in ten minutes.

It won't have a tiny beet in it.

YouTheCat · 09/12/2016 16:50

She can fuck right off!

I want my wine to have actual wine in it.

LunaLoveg00d · 09/12/2016 16:58

I bet she's a HOOT on a night out. Not.

MarieBurnham · 10/12/2016 09:45

Haha hatter, I think she could do with the odd glass of wine. I'm about everything in moderation, I like a raw cake now and again but these quacks and their raw food diet is ridicious.

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GinIsIn · 10/12/2016 09:49

I have come to the following conclusion: she believes that to be wine. She looks a lot older than her age. Ergo, real wine must have rejuvenating properties. Hurrah!

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