Ok, sold some stuff on eBay and treated myself to some zombie gnomes that I have been lusting after for some time (I am not an avid gnome fan, but I think these are awesome). Put them on the front lawn where DD was going to get a 'normal" gnome they could chase after and infect.
Anyway, just arrived home and some bastard has nicked them!
I am uber pissed and need people to tell me not to put up a rude shouty missing sign on the nearby lamppost.
I can only hope I will receive some postcards from Great Yarmouth or a ransom note.
Alas I suspect they are busy looking evil in some fuckwit thief's garden. 