Who the hell likes 'finger of fudge'???

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Nobody, right? Eating my way through a tub of Heroes. I don't like creme eggs, I don't like Cadbury Caramel, and I sure as hell don't like the devil's spawn that is finger of fudge.

Who on earth chooses this rubbish?

matchstick that is an awesome tip!

I thought this was going to be a euphemism. I'm slightly deflated.

I've never considered choking. Perhaps smashing them into bits with a hammer would prevent it? Like cutting grapes into quarters?

Who says it isn't a euphemism? Perhaps eclairs are actually a euphemism for testicles?

Too many ucky ones in Heroes, Celebrations is where it's at (apart from the Mars).....

If you mean the chocolate then YABU as it is quite nice.

If you mean anal fingering then YANBU

I think you probably need to try Celebrations instead OP. Friend of mine gave me a badge of all the Snickers and Bounty sweets her family didn't like. I was made up!

It's lush when you find a forgotten Eclaire warm in your bra at the end of a cold day.
Not so much if they slip the wrapper mind you.

Do you have hairy breasts too?

Me! Me! I have in fact just a minute before opening this thread eaten 2 fudges

I don't discriminate against any chocolate or confection. I'm an equal opportunities eater. Apart from the new dairy milk. Ain't no good now

For a moment I thought you were putting a cream eclair in your bra.

Melty Cadbury Eclairs are heaven. I show mine a steamy time by warming them up between my thighs before scoffing them.

Asda substituted my tub of mini heroes for bastard Roses. I did not accept the substitute in a most passionate way!

DP loves the fudge ones, which is handy because everyone else in our house hates them!

Yabvu! I love them all and now I want some!

Fudge is the best one!

In order of preference...

Dairy Milk
Eclair
Wispa
Twirl
Caramel
Creme Egg
Fudge

No, YANBU

At eclairs in bras!!!

Oh I love them...I've just had one out of DS's selection box (he willinglt gave it up as he doesn't like them).

One is never enough though....

Love fudge bars. So oo much better than a wispa.

I have known my dh for nearly 38 yrs and ONLY NOW has he told me he loves fudge !!! weird or what!
yadnbu finger of fudge are vile too sweet too sickly yuk!
same goes for the creme egg thingys (he likes those too )

I need to buy a tub of Heroes for Christmas. Not bastard crap Roses.

I never buy tubs like those because there's always very few i like. I hate fudge, i hate toffee and hard caramels (worried i'll lose my damn teeth in them ever since i lost a wobbly tooth in a toffee as a kid)
I hate dark chocolate, really gone off white chocolate, i hate the orange and strawberry cremes in quality street, anything coconut is ewww.
I REALLY miss the old coffee cremes from roses though!
Also, i don't understand people who put their chocolate in the fridge, mine has to be room temperature, if its been in a cold place i have to put it up my jumper or under my blanket with me to warm it up before i can eat it!

That teeny weeny mouthful hardly qualifies as a 'finger'.

I wouldn't say no though.

I'm eating them right now too, just had an Eclair! I love the fudge but the creme egg ones can piss right off back to the depths of hell!

YABU

I am (was) 9 years old (now 52).

A Finger of Fudge is not enough to give your kids a treat
It must be something stupid that they won't want to eat
Full of kale-ish goodness, but very short and sweet
You can try some chick beans, but they will have you beat!!

I thank you.