Sniff. Sniff. Sniff. SNIFF. SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFFF SNIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF. FUCKING SNIFF

[MOIST]

13 hour fucking night shift with a colleague who is sniffing every fucking 3 seconds.
I swear I am actually going to commit murder.
And it's going to be repeated tonight.

Just keep saying a variation of 'there's tissues here', 'can I pass you a tissue', 'oh dear, are you poorly? Have a tissue' EVERY. TIME. Hopefully they'll get the message, though I can't promise as it hasn't worked for my line manager yet

I got that with a colleague on a 10 hour night shift.

When I offered a tissue, she told me that there wasn't enough to blow. There was too little snot for blowing her nose to make a difference.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!

I've killed her and hidden the body in the linen cupboard

Sniff.

I feel your pain - we have a bug (one of may) doing the rounds of the office. Everytime the person blows their nose they have a heavy nose bleed. It looks like the set of a zombie film The symptoms for the other colds are similar so nobody dares blow their nose. Sniff sniff sniff in surround sound.