To think I'm past it

[JunosRevenge]

I must confess to enjoying a large small sherry in front of the open fire now that the cold weather is here.

Evidently my rock-chick credentials are now lost. Is there anything else I ought to be doing?

Like this ABC?

*Ginger
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www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006qpgr

Beware, if you get a Damart or Hotter catalogue and open it you automatically move onto the mailing list for those chairs which help you stand up.

It's a slippery slope.

Actually, if it is a slippery slope you will find yourself looking at these and thinking how practical they look.

JunosRevenge

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.

😁 at maudlin

I do the voicemail thing. Am 40 😳

I'm very much looking forward to catching up with the repeats of the first series of Monty Don's Big Dreams, Small Spaces, which I'll watch with an alpaca blanket round me and a cup of herbal tea.

I'm only 41.

Get some beaded car seats & start watching Countryfile....

Have some tapas (cut up a bit of cheese?) with) the sherry. Then it becomes cool and Spanish.

Disclaimer - am not cool. So this might be badifficult advice.

Beaded car seats

I already watch Countryfile

Ooohhh I like the sound of the 'slow playback' feature on the answerphone. I have to play messages several times to write down a phone number usually!

Ooooh, if you take up Crochet then you need one of those snazzy chains for your specs so you can dangle them louchely around your neck

I ordered a T-shirt online and got an email today to say it was ready to collect.

So I popped into my local River Island and the lovely young man behind the counter, with very big, blond hair told me to "Have a seat by the clubwear" while I waited for him to retrieve the parcel.

Cue me looking very confused as I looked at one rail of skimpy, shiny little nothings after another...

I just stayed near the counter.