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I think Cod should be banned from this topic

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MamaG · 15/02/2007 13:52

she's OBSESSED

we need a "without AIBU" tickbox for her I think

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Cashncarry · 15/02/2007 16:53

PMSL at tip of the day - do you think they'll use it?

twinsetandpearls · 15/02/2007 16:53

Just buy a bikini ket then you have no rash. there is nithing worse than spending ages preening and plucking atyour fanjo and then leaving it covered in a rash and then in absolute agony if dp allows any semen to touch the offending area for the next 12 hours. When I ahve done mine I want action right there and then!

MascaraOHara · 15/02/2007 16:54

lol, I do mine weekly at same time as legs.. I think my skin is toughening up, by the time I'm 50 it'll look like part of a badly prepared christmas turkey

MascaraOHara · 15/02/2007 16:54

sorry tmi

BustyMamaG · 15/02/2007 16:55

I once shaved mine.

Itched MADLY next day, it was truly awful.

Then I got big red boils on it

v attractive

twinsetandpearls · 15/02/2007 16:56

Lovley!

Cashncarry · 15/02/2007 16:56

didn't use razor - used special grade 1 hair cutting attachment thingy so had action straight away!

FGS am really going above and beyond sharing now!

MascaraOHara · 15/02/2007 16:57

so what do we think of removal creme? tried it once stank terribly - has it imporved in the last 10 years?

twinsetandpearls · 15/02/2007 16:58

I use a removal clean, boots one and dp has never commented on the smell!

Cashncarry · 15/02/2007 17:01

am a bit frighted of having such a strong chemical near my fanjo - what if it renders it useless?

MamaG · 15/02/2007 17:01

I use DH's hairclippes now(!) and then tidy up with removal cream. Smells ming, but works.

DH doesn't know about the hair clippers

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danceswithnewboots · 15/02/2007 17:02

still stinks but I'm squeamish about the razor

danceswithnewboots · 15/02/2007 17:02

rofl MamaG

twinsetandpearls · 15/02/2007 17:03

Mine deson't do that much that is useful, accomaodates the odd penis and gushes out my tea, whatcould a bit of hair removal cream do to htreaten such a peaceful life?

twinsetandpearls · 15/02/2007 17:04

You would render yourself more useless if you hacked your clit off!

doormat · 15/02/2007 17:04

I must have a small purse as there is no way i could get a pair of hair clippers on it or around it

I use wax strips or the veet
and the chemical smell has gone away in the last couple of years

twinsetandpearls · 15/02/2007 17:04

wax! You are in brave woman.

MascaraOHara · 15/02/2007 17:07

lmao...

MamaG · 15/02/2007 17:07

I am v flexible and have a flat fanjo which helps

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MascaraOHara · 15/02/2007 17:09

flat?? was that you about the not bumpy enough complaint from dh??

spiderplant · 15/02/2007 17:09

Cod...are you getting a piece of your own medicine here!?? [strokes chin smugly]

MamaG · 15/02/2007 17:10

yes, t'was me

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MamaG · 15/02/2007 17:11

spiderplant - if you're not here to talk about fanjos, bugger off. We've only just managed to get nice on this thread

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FluffyMummy123 · 15/02/2007 17:11

Message withdrawn

doormat · 15/02/2007 17:12

mamaG you must have a suitcase me dears
instead of a purse PMSL

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