Best festive sad face article ever!!

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[enjoywww.coventrytelegraph.net/news/local-news/family-outraged-missing-christmas-jumper-12229765]

Olympic quality sadfacing. It's only a matter of time before the Mail signs the kid up.

OUTRAGE

The non story to end all non stories. I'm actually OUTRAGED at its mere existence!

The paper should have told them to fuck off when they went bleating. People are freezing cold and starving hungry in this country and their biggest problem is not being able to pick up a Christmas jumper when they wanted to. Perhaps they could ask Santa for a grip?

I agree fairy. It's ridiculous.

Seekeveryknownhidingplace ,must be the season for mucking people's toasties about. Yesterday I ordered a cheese and tomato toastie, imagine my shock and distraught reaction when I realised as I got to the last bit that I had been served a cheese and onion toastie in error. I was clearly too upset to complain at the time, and for some reason there was not a photographer close by to record my sadness, but I think this will give you a small idea of the trauma I went through. .

it was Tesco btw, name and shame, name and shame.

This was on a FB group, and had the best comment ever, so stealing it to share here:

That woman is what would happen if Gary Oldman's and Kathy Burke's respective characters from Tinker Tailor Solider Spy had bred.

It must have been a verrrrrry slow day in the news.

This isn't news - it's life!

Outraged!!!

Its practically the new Watergate...

One for Sad Faces In Local Newspapers

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Nuneaton....
Bedworth...

Nuneaton is treacle town amnd the people there believe Beduff people re all inbred nd have 6 toes on each foot.

Me ome tahn, Nuneaton lark. Ar wucked at the ASDA enall ferrabit a few year goo me babbies. It were a reet shite ole lark.

kissmybum, you do know who Gary Oldman's sister is...

Ahh delightful Nuneaton. That picture that does the rounds of the black car parked inside the trolley shelter is from the same Asda.

It's already on Facebook

The jumpers were ordered for his birthday, at the end it says due to distress lol he had them before his birthday.... so what was the problem they could have still turned up in time.

Like a PP costa have ruined my Christmas. Went to Costa in my hospital before my night shift and orderd a honeycomb latte. And they had run out of honeycomb. I was so upset At having to have my usual, large 1 shot Skinny latte instead that I nearly had to go home. And the poorly children would have suffered. Without me to look after them.

Did anyone else get an actual video advert for Asda Christmas jumpers halfway down the sadface article page!?

:o

Can't be much going on in Nuneaton if this is news!!

Cockacidal thanks for posting the link to that blog. It's fantastic!

I feel your pain, Seek. Just last week a cafe ran out of broccoli-Stilton soup before I was able to order any. I had to eat a sandwich, instead.

There's not much going on, believe me. An asteroid strike would count as gentrification...

#prayforNuneton2
I am DISTRAUGHT and think that Christmas jumper day should be cancelled in support- CANCELLED I say!!

I was just coming on to post this after seeing it on facebook. The faces are hilarious.

She got them later that day 😂

Oh the terrible inconvenience !

I love that this happened before the boys birthday so even though the jumpers finally turned up , they were still in plenty of time for the actual event!!