To think that appointing frog-face Farage as ambassador would be the worst thing ever?

[CockacidalManiac]

Does anyone actually think this is advisable? I know it won't happen, but I've just seen his horrible face all over the news talking about this.

Toad-Eater will need to get himself kitted out with a court jester's outfit before he departs these shores in a hope to keep his master entertained. But I have a feeling Big Toad With Very Small Hands might tire of him once he realises there's no political gain to be made from their friendship.

Wait wait wait!

This could actually be a good thing for us. After all, trump and farage seem quite fond of each other. Perhaps we should let their bromance develop, hope they fall in love, and then watch them skip off into the sunset together?!?

If this happens, hopefully we would never see or hear from either of them ever again!

Oh you old romantic Twogoats. But seeing as Farage is once divorced and Trump is twice divorced I wouldn't lay bets on their relationship going the distance!