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to go on The Biscuit Diet.

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onelastpigout · 15/11/2016 19:02

Which biscuit would be good?

I would only be on it short term. A week and a half and I would supplement each day with 1 apple, 1 orange and 1 boiled egg, plus a multi vitamin and lots of water.

I get really hungry this time of year and biscuits fill me up.
Could it work?

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HeckyWithTheGoodBear · 15/11/2016 19:24

I kind of do this. Eat a chicken and goats cheese salad once or twice a day and then chocolate/ crisps/ sweets/ prosecco at night. Lost 2 stone so far Grin

TroysMammy · 15/11/2016 19:24

Jaffa cakes are not biscuits but the orangey bit must surely go towards your 5 a day.

I love Party Rings. Eight Party Rings and a cup of tea mid morning sometimes keep me full until my evening meal. No lunch or afternoon snacks needed.

onelastpigout · 15/11/2016 19:25

Laiste, it can't be any unhealthier than Slimfast dieting.

I'm really talking myself into this Grin

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Penhacked · 15/11/2016 19:25

You know what they say, a packet of biccies a day keeps the doctor away.

DontTouchTheMoustache · 15/11/2016 19:26

I was dipping chocolate fingers in hot chocolate and marshmallows earlier and have just ordered Chinese takeaway. Not sure why I'm not losing the baby weight though?

onelastpigout · 15/11/2016 19:30

Chocolate fingers dipped in cadbury's creme egg for breakfast sounds like heaven.

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Bluntness100 · 15/11/2016 19:32

Go for it, I'd go for caramel hob nobs with a bottle of Prosecco (for the grapes of course).

Bluntness100 · 15/11/2016 19:33

Knock not know!

Laiste · 15/11/2016 19:33

Y'know, i have to say, i know it's seen as the spawn of the devil on here but i feel really good on S Fast. It has vitamins! Grin a darn sight more vitamins than there is in the random crap i'd usually be grazing on while being SAHM to DD4(2)

onelastpigout · 15/11/2016 19:38

I'm gonna vary it.
Choc digestives
Custard Cremes
Bourbon Biscuits
Jaffa Cakes.
I'm a cheap biscuit kinda girl.

I might knock the token fruit on the head. I can cram in more biscuits and wine.

I'll still take a Well Woman every day. that'll cancel out all the badness Hmm

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Lilaclily · 15/11/2016 19:41

Penguins and chocolate fingers would do me

specialsubject · 15/11/2016 19:44

The fact that this could well be a real diet shows how scammy the diet 'industry' is!

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