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Itisnoteasybeingdifferent · 10/11/2016 21:47

warm her (very cold) hands on my tummy,......

I think that is out of order...

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Notso · 10/11/2016 22:42

Oh Rosie Flowers

Bogeyface · 10/11/2016 22:42

I get told to fuck off whenever I put my cold feet on him, not in a nasty way (I dont think!) but in a "FUCK OFF YOU ARE FREEZING!!" way.

The man is such a wimp, I dont mind when the kids warm their hands on "mummy's warm wobbly tummy" as DD4 calls it Hmm

donajimena · 10/11/2016 22:44

YABU for using the word 'tummy' thats coming from someone who doesn't faint at the word 'hubby' Grin

RedStripeLassie · 10/11/2016 22:48

What's wrong with tummy?
Dh would go mental if I tried to put my cold hands on him!

AntiqueSinger · 10/11/2016 22:53

Bogeyface I get told to fuck off tooGrin Then a fight ensues. But my cold hands always gain access to the the belly in the endGrin

JellyBelli · 10/11/2016 22:55

My feet are like two lovely blocks of ice in winter. Theres nothing nicer than tucking them between two warm thighs IMO.

ShowMeTheElf · 10/11/2016 22:57

..on your tummy?...is your arse too cold????
Grin

gluteustothemaximus · 10/11/2016 23:07

Haha, so it's not just me then.

Cold hands on DH's back/front/anywhere, and his girly scream makes me laugh. It's why I do it Grin

donajimena · 10/11/2016 23:07

Tummy is as twee as 'front bottom' in my world but I'm clearly in the minority so as you were Smile

Cailleach1 · 10/11/2016 23:15

I used to have a cat who, during summer, would come bang on the bedroom window in the early hours of the morning. I would get up and let him in. First I would feed him (it was a flat, so handy enough) and go back to bed. He would then wander in and get under the duvet with me. Then he'd overheat and get out. He was a big furry half persian, so lovely even if a little cold at first.

I don't know if I would be as uncomplaining with a human.

x2boys · 10/11/2016 23:17

my son does this hes six and has autism and learning disabillities and normally sleeps with me he tucks his cold little feet under my arm or leg i think its very cute normally but still...

KathArtic · 10/11/2016 23:18

Antique I read your last sentence as "But my cold hands always gain access to the the bell end " Blush

AntiqueSinger · 10/11/2016 23:23

Well I do sometimes reach down the trousers with my freezing hands for the bell end KathArtic You should hear the screams and the swearing......Grin

wheresthewine36 · 10/11/2016 23:31

Rosie Flowers I know your memories of your lovely late-DH can't warm your feet anymore but they obviously warm your heart.xxx

TheFuckitBuckit · 11/11/2016 07:27

Rosie that's a sure sign a true love Flowers

My dh also encourages me to warm my hands a feet on him and doesn't even flinch even though they're like blocks of ice!!!

IfartInYourGeneralDirection · 11/11/2016 07:31

I do it to the kids. All the layers I force them to wear makes them nice and toasty

Itisnoteasybeingdifferent · 11/11/2016 09:11

Ladees
In return I beg to offer that she gets back runs and back scratches.. (just where my bra goes) on demand..

I ask is this really fair?

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