AIBU to demand that you vote for me for mother of the year?

[JET11]

Ladies, head over to the Mail or ITV or whoever gives out mother of the year awards. Download forms and start nominating me. It starts with a text I sent to A friend which included DP and w@nker. Shortly followed by txt from DC aged 13 saying she's getting my messages. Ahhh

Next, this Pm rushing home, DC first day as latch key kid 🙁. Need to get in, feed, parents eve, swim run, athletics...anyway (stop eating now) dog had the runs. Clean that up. Do other stuff, get to parents eve, winning!! Can't remember who DC 2 teacher is, never mind. Great feedback,D C rocking it. Vague whiff, look down, dog poo all down my front. I AM A GODDESS. VOTE NOW

Hahahaha - you win!

I hereby present to you, this most esteemed and prestigious award...
(Drumroll please....)

The Peter Andre "Parent of The Year" Medal!

You also receive a goodybag full of Iceland party nibbles, a years supply of fake tan, and a luxury weekend break in Slough*

*Must pay non- refundable deposit of £800. No children or pets. Hotel curfew is 7pm.

It was tough and go tbh for the win. But the dog smeared clothes did it for you.

I was just downloading the nomination forms but I was too late. It's just been announced that Bono has won 'Mother of the Year '.

I'll vote for you. Can I come second for when I sent DS into school with a broken collar bone?

DriveIn hahahahahahaha
JET you've got my vote

not only mother of the year, but IMHO you just won the internet today

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