I had to stop for fuel today and it was a garage with M&S attached. All good. I needed some peanut butter for my post school run snack on a virtuous ryvita to stop me eating loads of shit before dinner.
Genius.
M&S stock a naice one, said jar bought, small organisational victory to me.
But when I try it, some fucker has only added maple and peacans 
Who the fuck came up with that idea? Now I'm stuck here eating my 'healthy filling sanck' off a fucking teaspoon. Cunts.