To not want to go to this party?

[Elledouble]

It sounds shit. I like parties that start with lots of booze and maybe cake.

I like parties that start with a buffet

Shaved my legs and waiting for the party. - it hasn't stared yet.

I only like parties with buffets too, I'm too busy stuffing my face to notice anyone's shaved legs

My legs aren't glowing. But I do have a glow stick.... do I need to attach one to the other for the party to start?

The party should start with the lights going DOWN and the music going UP and anyone who's looking closely at someone's shins at that point got drunk too early.

Tie the glow sticks to your legs I think Space, tthen join the queue for the buffet.

The only legs I'm interested in at a party that the ones that trickle down the inside of your glass after you've drunk your wine - maybe they mean those

That must be it. Though to describe them as 'glowing' might be a bit of poetic license

Glowing legs? oh, I know - it comes from that old saying 'horses sweat, men perspire, ladies glow'. Mine do feel a bit glowy after a run on a cold morning. So clearly you need to run to the party and arrive in a good lather. Probably solves the problem of people intruding on your personal space. Excellent!

Maybe! Cos all I've got in my head is a load glow-in-the-dark legs, like some kind of spectral can-can...

Their ain't no party like a glowy leg party!

At this time of year no-one will be able to see my fetlocks through my 100 denier tights anyway. This sounds like a rubbish party, if the main attraction is a leg inspection rather than a large pan of mulled wine and some twiglets.

For those too lazy to take up my previous idea, these look just the job for smooth glowing legs. Perfect panto party wear.

If a party doesn't stray with champagne or at least wine I'm not attending. I'm far to busy drinking to wonder if Sue has shaved her legs