Or is this the most inappropriate game you have ever seen? (Light hearted)

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It's called Silly Sausage and is suitable for ages 7 plus

I think I might have pulled something laughing at this but seriously WHO THE HELL AGREED THIS WAS OKAY?

Also AIBU for secretly wanting one hahaha!

This is a terrific book!

Family fun this Christmas....
Plop

"compromising positions are a must! Plop! is the hilarious tongue-in-cheek family game that encourages players to transport a “deposit” using nothing but their own derriere! Once players have waddled over to the miniature loo without dropping their "deposit", they must aim and release the "deposit" into the bowl to activate the flushing sound! "

Yes. You pick items up with your arse.

www.amazon.co.uk/Gibsons-G9015-Plop-Game/dp/B01H1SGSX6/ref=sr_1_13?s=kids&ie=UTF8&qid=1478544406&sr=1-13&keywords=toilet+game

I found this on a stall in a local shopping centre a few years ago,
Doesn't beat the shaving baby doll though.

WhereThe my 3 year olds not quite perfect speech may help with the beados connotation as she pronounces 'B' as 'P'

On Amazon there's a baby's wooden puzzle called "My pets knob" I laughed uncontrollably the first time I saw it

Ah dear! And there was I going to splash out on Cards Against Humanity. I'll save a tenner and get Silly Sausage instead!

Shave the doll is so creepy!
Never thot netin of beados as my daughter got that last xmas Pls highlight
Don't think there's netin wrong wit d breastfeeding doll though

Aaaah, Booboo66, thank you!!

Pissing myself laughing here at the pussy book and cock game!

I watched the advert linked on here and my son saw it. He now asks to see it constantly. He hasn't quite got the concept of asking for things for Christmas as he is autistic but if he did I am pretty sure he would be asking for this.

I am going to suggest it to my brother when he asks what to get him, he has a somewhat twisted sense of humour and will find it very amusing.

It is going to be an interesting Christmas Day!

I just had a c-section last Monday and I think I might have burst a stitch laughing!!!

Just bought this for DP as a joke Christmas present. Thanks OP!!!

I was going to get this for DD (19) and showed it to DS (23) in Tesco yesterday. We had a quick play with it and he deemed it crap
Looks like a rethink then.

We need a game now, any suggestions? Bought them Cards against Humanity and Fluxx last year.

Just bought it for the sheer amusement factor of watching my MIL being asked to play it by my children !

sisters - it's not as dark as "cards against humanity" (what is darker than "two midgets shitting in a bucket", which was the card DF drew when I made my family play ) but "pass the bomb" is great fun!

Oh dear Temporary, you have my sympathy as the DC's played with MIL who was quite stony faced.
I'll have a look at Pass The Bomb, thank you.

Exploding Kittens is also extremely amusing, and there is a censored version for the younger player. Unsurprisingly we have the NSFW version.

I've just bought the "safe" exploding kitten game for DS2 because he wants a kitten for Christmas - whilst he's nearly 16 I don't think I can bring myself to purchase the NSFW version for him!

Soup, you'll love it. I cried with laughter at the whole thing.

Apparently Shave The Baby isn't a real game - it's 'modern art' installation type thingy. Shame. I was hoping they'd do it in different hair colours