Which Avenger/

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AIBU to ask which Avenger you wouldn't kick out of bed?
Hawkeye is scrummy!

Stark is top of my list, but quite frankly the whole damn lot can just form a queue...except cap! Can't stand that one, "look at my super power- an amazing sense of moral outrage and great organisation skills!", Jeeze, can you IMAGINE knocking boots with that...yawn!!!

Ironman, obviously.

Hawkeye. No contest.

Thor hands down!

Tony Stark.

Cap n Hulk

Thor obvs

Cap, no question. Then Thor, then Hawkeye, then Tony.

Btw (complete sidebar) I always find it slightly weird to consider that Thor played Captain Kirk's dad in the first Trek reboot. He's in the wrong universe, dammit!

Winter Soldier
Falcon
Hawkeye
Thor

Not Loki, he's a sort of Snape of Asgard

Vision. Then Hulk. Then Tony Stark. Or all three at the same time, that would be nice.

Loki
Bruce Banner
Thor

Hmmmmmmm.....

Bucky

..and Cap.

Basically all but Cap! In order first and foremost Stark (cos RDj is hot as, and I have,thought so for 25+ years!!) then Banner, Thor, Hawkeye

Loki, phwoar. And the Winter Soldier.

But if we must stick to good guys, it'd have to be Tony Stark first (I prefer dark haired chaps and he has a good taste in music), followed by Thor and Ant-Man.

Hawkeye looks like an angry potato.

Snape of Asgard

Loki.

After that, Hawkeye, and then it's a toss-up between Dr Banner and Cap.

Contessa, that's going to be my title, if I ever receive an honour, Dame Snape of Asgard

Tony Stark. Followed by Vision. Possibly both at once... Oh who the fuck am I kidding, definitely both at once! I might not survive it but what a way to go!

Snape of Asgard

First choice every time!

But strictly non-God-of-Lies? Cap, Winter Soldier, Falcon, Stark. If he was not all done up as Vision, Paul Bettany would be pretty high on that list!

Can't stand Renner as Hawkeye, all sorts of wrong for the character. Hemsworth does nowt for me, comes across as being dull as a rock

Loki
Bruce Banner
Iron Man

Green Hulk would get it. I mean, he doubles in size when he hulks out so.......

Oh my goodness I have found my people. This is something I ponder regularly. At the moment the list goes

Bruce (if he could guarantee no Hulking out mid shag)
Steve
Hawkeye. Very nice arms.
Tony. I would feel very judged though.

Not keen on Thor, but Loki would top the list if he counts.

Who said Coulson? I don't know what it is about him and he's probably old enough to be my dad but I think I probably would...

Tony stark.
But I've been in love with RDJ for at least 10 years now....

Thor. Every day all day long forever.