To think I should LTB! (photos)

[Mycatsabastard]

I bought new oven gloves the other day. With cats on.

Dp said I should have bought one with pirates on.

Look what he's done to my lovely cat oven glove!!!

Absolutely amazing!! It is this kind of fun element to a relationship that keeps things healthy and reminds us of enjoying each other. Your dp is fab! Pirate oven gloves should def be a thing I agree. I would buy them! Your dp is on to something!

Don't forget to sex him wearing a jack sparrow costume

Brilliant! Just brilliant.

Just to let you all know that I am going into hospital on Weds for a week.

If I come home and find everything I own has been given an eyepatch I'm blaming you lot for the blatant encouragement of his vandalism!!

Sorry OP but that is fantastic

Oh meant to add, hope you are ok

Bloody genius, don't ltb, marry him again!

OP you have a keeper there - this made me laugh so much.

Your DH sounds like a good'un. But it must have taken him ages to do that to all the cats without you noticing.

Lol that's fabulous You must keep him forever.

We aren't married. Engaged but life has got in the way of actually getting married in the last four years. I plan to pin him down at some time and get that sorted.

We could dress up as pirates?

Awh OP that is hilarious, he must've spent ages on all that! We love the octonauts in this house too, think we'll have to make our own Kwazi oven gloves

Hahahahaha That is genius! It's the kind of thing I could see my DH doing as well!

I have a sore eye and am wearing an eye patch. Will you send him over please, I am sure I am quite appealing to him now..... I will take good care of him, don't worry OP

I did note that he irons well too

Please have a pirate cat wedding, OP!!

There is clearly a market for cat pirate items.i suggest to anyone rushing off to Sieze the initiative that you would need to test the water first to see if the market is only interested in left eye patched pussies, or are right eye patched cat pirates not as cute?

Right eye patched cat pirates is very hard to say! If you have nothing else to do try saying it five times............

OOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhh.

YES.

A PIRATE CAT WEDDING!!!

and all MN can come as 'extras'

Yes, LTB and send him my way.

Love his art work.

Just adding myself to the waiting list for your DP.
The man's a genius

I seriously think 'Pirate Cats' has real potential to be the new Peppa Pig.

That would upset me actually if I'd bought something that I liked & then someone drew on it.

If he wants a Pirate oven glove he can buy one!

Your DP HBVVVU.

(He missed one.)

liz I know!! :o Both dc pointed it out to him as well.

Clearly there is a market for pirate cats, who knew?

I admit they do look very cute with eye patches.

And they will no doubt wash off as soon as it's washed.

Soo wrong, but…

You have to go on "Marrying Mum and Dad" and have a pirate wedding. My eldest is desperate to go on it and arrange a wedding. To the point of telling DH and I to get a divorce so we can remarry in the style of her choosing.

We have four cats. I'm not sure any of them would tolerate being dressed up in a pirate costume. I'd like to have a go though! I put a space helmet on one of them once, it was so funny. She didn't think so though :o

I haven't watched Marrying Mum and Dad. Is it similar to Don't tell the Bride? I couldn't let Dp loose with anything like that, I'd end up divorcing him before we got to the cutting of the cake!