People eating food they haven't paid for....

[maddiemookins16mum]

....It just really bugs me. To the point of utter revulsion.
In a supermarket, grown adults opening a pack of 4 pork pies and happily munching their way around the shop, only to toss the empty pack to be scanned as their shopping goes through. Why do people do that, have you ever, and why??? (DD had to wait until the car for her gingerbreadman biscuit from Waitrose).

I figure that eating and walking is multi tasking

I take a sandwich into the bath with me sometimes and pay the bills on my phone

#chavskills

I hardly meet any of those criteria, HD

Except for the walking+eating and swearing

And we make the kids eat biscuits on the way back from swimming at school as an energy boost.

#youthchavskills

Rufus, as DS3(8) would point out that is walking+eating + breathing so most certainly multitasking!!

See Pdog has

#chavskills too.

Actually it should be

#chavskillz

I only fit three :(

That could be my first ever tattoo: chavskillz

And word on the street is that Usual can make a Pot Noodle, cup of tea AND make a phone call at the same time.

pacific

I too am awesome at walking and eating and also swearing like a trooper

And i have awesome breathing skills

honeydragon

I think you should trademark that

Well you've a while till you're thirty darling. Then all piercings become 'desperate'.

#chavskillz™

Done

It's all become a bit overdone and ridiculous now, this thread. Fake chav competitiveness has been done loads before.

No-one is really adding anything new, so I'm going to stop reading and let the thread go round in circles. I predict another 5 pages at least of fake outrage descending into nasty personal comments before the thread goes "poof".

I once served pot noodles to friends who came over for dinner. I did add extra peas though, because I wanted to provide some vitamins.

Aaaah but which three average

Sorry honey i think you have taken it too far now....i don't believe thats possible

They did all the nasty comments further up.

And it's not fake. It's ridiculous the things some folk think are 'common'.

honey

Oooh nice

I do this. I have no problem with other people doing this. Who cares?!

I did add extra peas though, because I wanted to provide some vitamins.

I care, I think it's really bad manners.

My local Tesco has a basket of fruit at the entrance, with a sign offering it to children if they are hungry on the way round the shop. Of course, all slightly battered apples and bananas but still an excellent idea, I think.

Eats and walks ✔️

Owns branded clothing items✔️ (Only like TWO)

Peppers excellent vocubulary with swears✔️

Yes maid. I expect this is morally reprehensible but my DD stuffs her pockets with grapes from there.

Peas? Peas??
I hope they were at least Bird's Eyes Petit Fois!

Yeah well, usual is well chav, that's a well known trufact, natch!!

How do you all do the 'ticks'??
I want to do ticks!