Wahay! It's the lads!

[Feminazi]

Lads night out!

Lads on tour!

Bazza is the 'shagger', Mike is the 'tit head', and Johnny is the 'paedo'! Lol!

Queenbean OIIII OIIII

I just remembered, last Sunday, sat in the local carvery, ere was a group of around four or five 20ish year old lads sat quietly drinking and murmuring. Suddenly one of them jumps up, points to someone walking in and shouts, I shit you not,
"Here he is, fucking banter clause"
I did
Lots of other people did
The guy walking in did
My gf did (didn't like the swearing when kids are around)

Top bands me auld batersaurus Rex.

Queenbean

Behold, the field in which one grows one's fucks is completely barren.

Perhaps I need to practise this bantz malarky a bit more

No you've got it. That was good.

You faaaaaacking leggggend

worra

I'd say that was perfect.
Maybe slightly clever for most Banty Liners mind.

Oi oiiiiiiii Gracey boi

Have you switched to
Have you switched to
Have you switched to pound shop glue?

Haaaave you switched to pound shop glue?

And the lies. Inbetweeners was popular when I was in 6th form and heard someone say a popular lie one of the characters told " when I fingered her she shit down my arm" not like everyone in the group had seen the episode but no he persisted.

And: "banter because being a cunt needed a nicer name"

When I was 18/19 I used to work in a pub.

A large group of male regulars decided they were going to drink for 24hrs, to celebrate one of their birthdays.

2 hours in, and every one of them came to the bar to get a round in, and whispered "Just make mine an orange juice, but if anyone asks, you put a double vodka in"

I said, "OK, but the money for the double vodka's going in my tip jar"

I worked a double shift that day/night and earned a fucking fortune!!

I'm Mumsnet til I die! Mn til I die! I know I am, I'm sure I am, I'm mn til I die!

Naughty lil pre drinks with the boys oiii oi

(Obviously speaking generally) why do you think men are often more "exuberantly enthusiastic " than women ( although hens can be crazy also )

Testosterone, ego, pack mentality

Don't forget a well timed ball adjustment, Dylan

I will try it, but I am far too effete and self-conscious to do it convincingly. Imagine Alan Bennett's gormless lovechild and you aren't far off and how unlikely I'd be to 'pass' as one of their blokeish kind.

"What would Jason Statham do?" is a mantra we could all live by

Jeez, Statham, way to kill a thread

we're all on the school run
we're all on the school run
la la la laaaaaaa
la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No worries Conyoero me old cock, they'll be back

( although hens can be crazy also )

Now there is an understatement!!!

I had a summer student job pulling pints in Weymouth, very popular with hens and stags. To be honest the groups of lads were pretty harmless, they would grab a round before moving to the next venue, once in a while they would get noisy but would usually pipe down when asked. The hen nights were on average way more rowdy, insisting on playing those stupid dare games were they had to kiss random strangers, get men to buy them a drink or demand their boxer shorts before getting all abusive when they were turned down. Their 'bantz' was as painful as the blokes.

I don't understand this thread. Why not just get off your righteous high horse and give context OP?

"How can I do Jason Statham?" Fixed it for you.

What's the AIBU?

And Jonny the paedo got his name because he once kissed a girl 3 months younger than him in sixth form 20 years ago

It's always some stupid shit like that

Have you seen the articles on people explaining to Americans what a "cheeky nandos" is?

This is on my favourites

*one

I predict thou shalt awaken with numerous other fellows about thee.

Also, those fair maidens yonder should partially de-robe themselves for my visual pleasure. "Hi! Hi you there! Do get thy tits out for my goodly male companions!" Egads, they have declined! It must be deduced that each and every one of the group is of the Sapphic persuasion. But away! I must purchase further ales lest my brethren discover my domestic arrangements are not to my favour or advantage!