To start the SIXTEENTH thread that no one responds to?

[VanillaSugarandChristmasSpice]

Hygge.

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Doug the pug has no rug

Blue Yes I've got to strip the beds!

I've got to strip the beds!

you poor thing having to strip your own. I'll send my magical elves at once.

Everyone is rude where I live.

A lesson from Gran

Blue I need Cornish pixies to help but they've gone to Hogwarts

This is funny
Avert your eyes AGL

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2733132-first-date-with-a-guy-and-this-is-what-he-said-to-me

Portia that lady is not feisty enough to be PortiaGran! I'm impressed with the ladys nimble fingers though.

True PortiaGran is known for bashing Jim with the hat on the bonce with her rolling pin

Portia those Cornish pixies look like hard work.

That thread you posted is funny. I had a moment where I was very confused as to what OLD was

AIBU to think kegel is pronounced Key-Gul and not keG-ul? There's an advert on TV pissing me off.

shhh!

Blue well it could mean on line dickhead
I hope you noticed my astute contribution to that thread ?

It is Keeeegul or keygul - yes.

I hate adverts.

Jet Tis a quiet day but may get louder later.

I'm going to the Ship with Gran and whoever she's pals with today. Maybe a sailor in there !
Back later

Portia I thought your response was brilliant and should be put into action.

On Line Dickhead that's a better description than On Line Dating!

Thank you vanilla. The advert in question is about some electric thing, that stimulates muscles, which you stickup your vag - the idea of the product itself irritates me. But they have called it the keG-ul 8! It makes me want to throw something at the TV.

jet its because people are back at work. Hopefully tonight will be faster paced.

I'm here, just nothing to say!

Doyyp

Please help me :(

Currently on Amazon Working hard and I'm tired and bored

What's up, AGL?

You need a procrastination list.
A list of dreadful jobs that need to be done, then you find you'd much rather work than do any of them. If, by chance, you do one of them instead of working, then bingo, you're a winner!