To think this is even worse than purple house...?

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picure 4, wins the zoopla dodgy pictures....

That Hampstead house is hideous. I'd take the pool but the rest of it needs to go.

My eyes just bled at the purple house.

the house has been maintained to a high standard

No it hasn't, you lying cunts!

As for house no 1, it's what I imagine Rose/Fred West's taste in interior design would run to...

Perhaps there should be a dating thing where you get to see the house of the person before a blind date!

In that case, i best never end up single again! My relaxed lazy approach to housework would scupper any chance of a date!