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AIBU?

... to hope that the PARKING TWAT...

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OurBlanche · 09/09/2016 16:39

... in Cheltenham yesterday is reading this?

Yes, you! You! The fuckwitted knob that parked so close to my driver's door that I couldn't get in. 4 INCHES IS NOT ENOUGH ROOM YOU INCONSIDERATE WANKBADGER.

Yes, that was me. ANs yes, I really did measure the gap! I also walked round the ample room you had left for yourself to get out, that was about 2 feet. Your left hand wheels were in my parking sapce. If they still had wardens you would have got a fucking ticket you idiot!!!

I walked round that HUGHE space and left a note for you. Yes! I thanked you profusely for having parked like a twat. Yes I really did wish you would meet someone as inconsiderate as you, soon and often... and even today, after a lovely sleep and a breakfast out, I still feel the same!

Think about it a bit... would you like to have to climb inot the driver's seat of your car, over the passenger seat, over the handbrake etc, wearing a skirt, CCTV and other car park users watching? No? Nor did I!

But hey... you managed to get in and out of your car just fine. So that's OK, hey?

Pah!

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OurBlanche · 09/09/2016 16:40

Apologies for the awful spelling! I must still be a tad annoyed

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Queenbean · 09/09/2016 16:42

Christ, this is really not a big deal at all. Especially not to still be angry a day later. Get over it.

These "open letters to someone I'm angry with" are so dull to read. Why not just phrase it as a normal rant.

situatedknowledge · 09/09/2016 16:44

YANBU. They piss me off too. Idiots.

Whynotnowbaby · 09/09/2016 16:44

A bit annoying but you did manage to get in your car so not really worth the anger!

OurBlanche · 09/09/2016 16:46

Because it is an open forum... you didnt have to red it... you didn't have to comment. To be honest, the holier than thous, passive aggressive "Oooh arn't I better than you?" responses are equally bland and boring to read! But hey! As I said, this si an pen forum... you can post, rawd, ignore whatever you want!

You can even express pointless thoughts and feelings, like mine... like yours!

And yes, I am still angry:

I have a bad back, which is still twinging.
I had to pay for an extra hour due to the time it took pissing around and trying to get into the fucking car!
I was late to my next aponyement, I was working not shopping... it mattered!

So... irrational and unreasonable as it might seem to you... I am still a bit pissed off about it!

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NerrSnerr · 09/09/2016 16:47

I did park in Cheltenham yesterday but only in a private car park and I was within the lines so I don't think it's me. I parked badly when I picked up a parcel but that was Gloucester so I think I'm safe. Phew!

OurBlanche · 09/09/2016 16:47

I wish I could type more clearly... new keyboard, everything seems to be one key to the left

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Queenbean · 09/09/2016 16:48

You posted an AIBU and then expect only people to comment positively? No.

It took you an extra hour to get out because of this? Maybe you should've spent less time letter writing and just gone

WillyW8nker · 09/09/2016 16:50

I feel for you OP. Lots of thoughtless, selfish idiots around these days.

OurBlanche · 09/09/2016 16:52

You posted an AIBU and then expect only people to comment positively? Don't be ridiculous! Of course I didn't!

And no, it didn't take me a whole hour to get in, it took me into the next hour to get in!

Turn on a brain cell!

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Queenbean · 09/09/2016 16:55

Turn on a brain cell

I don't think I'm the one that needs to do that. Good luck with your further ramblings OP.

OurBlanche · 09/09/2016 16:59

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RedSauceAndJellyJuice · 09/09/2016 16:59

Fucking hell , why the nastiness ? Read and move on if you don't like it

Tbf OP that would have pissed me off too
You rant away !

Binkybix · 09/09/2016 17:00

I would still be as pissed off as you are. Twat. Not tempted to scrape it by mistake on the way in?!

verystressedmum · 09/09/2016 17:01

Get over yourself Queenbean she can post what she like

MyKingdomForBrie · 09/09/2016 17:02

God I hate twatty parking!

For some reason these 'open letters' often get a disproportionately negative reaction whatever the content - interesting really, I wonder why?

AbyssinianBanana · 09/09/2016 17:03

Op "I had to pay for an extra hour..."

Queenbean "It took you an extra hour to get out because of this? "

Think the OP has a point - if you want to leave bitchy replies, at least read the posts so you don't end up looking like a twat.

annielostit · 09/09/2016 17:03

I feel your pain...I left a similar note last week...mine was learn how to park dickhead😁

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 09/09/2016 17:05

I feel your pain OP.

"Hm, this space is 4 feet wider than my car.
Shall I park in middle and leave 2 feet on either side?
Nah, fuck it. I want over 3 feet on my side to get out. Stuff the poor sap on the other side, they can climb in the passsenger side."

Pigeonpost · 09/09/2016 17:06

What is this "open forum" business? I'm sure it was the same OP going on about an open forum the other day when she/he didn't like the AIBU response they got. Even I'm confusing my posters, what do people think it means? Open in the sense of public? Well yes but why get cross when you ask AIBU and people say yes, YABU?! I just don't get it...

OurBlanche · 09/09/2016 17:06

Not tempted to scrape it by mistake on the way in?! No!

Well, maybe - just a little bit

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Queenbean · 09/09/2016 17:06

2. I had to pay for an extra hour due to the time it took pissing around and trying to get into the fucking car!

I pointed out that she could have probably made it out of the carpark if she didn't write a note for the other driver.

I did read the whole post, thanks

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WhisperingLoudly · 09/09/2016 17:07

After I'd crawled in via the passenger side I'd have opened and closed my driver door several times really bloody hard into his door.

And I'd still be pissed off about it the following day.

OurBlanche · 09/09/2016 17:08

I'm sure it was the same OP going on about an open forum the other day when she/he didn't like the AIBU response they got. Then you would be wrong! And I am not realy angry at QBs repsonse... just a bit bemused!

And the 'open forum bit' is just that. It is a forum and it is open for people to post what they want. So I did... as are others.

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Imfinehowareyou · 09/09/2016 17:08

I love open letters so rant away!! It is totally feasible that the OP had to pay for an extra hour because lots of car parks make you pay for block of time. So if she arrived at, say, 9am and planned to leave just before 10am she would pay for an hour. Twatty driver meant she left at 10:05 so had to pay for hour number 2.

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