To have been on MN for nearly 20 years and have no clue what this is?

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This

Is it a lobster weighing scale? And if so wtaf, I feel like I must be missing out on something, did I miss the joke?

Didn't the Internet come about in 1998-1999?

Sorry, before there is a witch hunt out for me, research shows that Mumsnet had a 10 year anniversary thingy in 2010 so must've been started in Jan 2000 (as it says so on Wikipedia so it must be true) so my dd must've been a few months old (rather than me being pg) and Mumsnet is currently 16 and three quarters. Humblest apologies

I may be prone to occasional exaggeration but I have never, ever, ever been on netmums. I do have some standards y'know!

Perhaps it just feels like twenty years?