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To want to put her off dragon's den with no neck in a different top

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Belleende · 31/08/2016 20:08

You know. Not the blond lady, the other revolving one that used to be her off the apprentice, then bra lady, and then turned into Cruella Deville and then nice hair but dim, and is now lady with four kids who likes gin but has no neck. I so want to put her in a v neck instead of those blunt off the shoulder numbers that just accentuate her limitations in the neck department.

Glad I got that out but now very aware I probably need to get myself more of a life. I used to be interesting and have opinions about stuff that matters and everything.

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RJnomore1 · 31/08/2016 21:29

Having four children doesn't count unless you love them as much as Peter Andre loves his kids

Belleende · 31/08/2016 21:29

Nah. Would'nt let him touch me thrupennies for a fiver.

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Cary2012 · 31/08/2016 21:33

Not even for 50% of your business?

QuinionsRainbow · 31/08/2016 21:58

But every week she is in an off the shoulder number.

Unless I am mistaken, every week she is in the same off the shoulder number!

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