Dh and his flamboyant bin bag buggerations

[HoneyDragon]

Dh is a flamboyant bin bag flapper. I suspect it's done as a passive aggressive demonstration of how one is meant to create space in the bin rather than rely on dropping the rubbish over the bin.

However part of his flamboyant routine is extra flap page around the edges of the bin, lifting the bin handle the carefully placing it over the edge.

This means that when you lift and tie the bin unless you remember to I tuck the fucker you end up tying the handle in the bin rendering the bin bag stuck until you untie and release.

Which gives me the raging hab dabs

So I have to endure the faffing of the bin bag akin to Rowan Atkinson gift wrapping your Mistresses jewellery and to add insult to injury undo the fucking up of the original faffing of its application.

AIBU to hide the bin bags from him?

Surely the flappy handle is supposed to keep the sides down? Can he be responsible for emptying it as well as putting the new bags in?

Oh I get it now.

I preferred it when I didn't.

His permanent new job is bin emptying. Problem solved.

YABU. I'm with your DH. Photo 2 is nearly correct, that's how I do it but there wouldn't be any bag hanging over the edge, tut tut, messy

Am off to sort bins now.

Liney

Photo 2 is wrong. No clamping is necessary. There is a clamp all around the edges anyway.

Why would you do that?!?!?!

YANBU. We had a bin with a similar handle set-up. Fortunately (?) it gave us both the rage so we palmed it off on my parents who were delighted with their new fancy chrome bin. It lasted about 6 weeks with them until my DM announced that she couldn't be doing with the faffing involved in sorting the handle out. This from a champion faffer.

Get a new bin and save your sanity.

I don't think I've ever emptied our household bin.

Whats wrpwrpong with tying a black bag to a cupboard handle and saving he angst of posh bins?
I used to use Kwik save carriers but Kwik save fucked up and carriers cost 5 blooming p nowadays.....
Grr umph...

I knew this would be a HoneyDragon thread

But it's a posh fitted bin. So we have to use it.

Hullygullys food lives in the old kitchen bin now.

Is it possible to remove the handle and get rid before DH notices?

I'm trying to work out if you're my sister in law as you have a very similar set up...

Dunno, Poor, On a scale of 1-10 how mad does your mother drive you?

ItsNiceItsDifferentItsUnusual

A kindred spirit! So nice finally

My mother or our mother in law?

Your mother, my mother in law?

Unless I'm your brothers sister?

I also thought this would be a Honeydragon special before I even clicked on it.

I feel a bit sorry for Mr Honeydragon. Wasn't he the protagonist in the spooneyfucker thread? The poor chap is brow beaten. Brow beaten I tell ye.

Do what any self respecting person does and throw the rubbish out of the window, slightly to one side.

You could be married to my husbands brother..

I'm not your SIL my husband hadn't got a brother. Thank god or we'd have two bin flappers

That is he. We only spoonfucks with consent now

HoneyDragon you're getting distracted from the one piece of useful advice in regard to your flapping DH/binbag ishoos.
Do what Vindscreenviper suggests and REMOVE THE HANDLE.

I'd do it like pic 2 too, so you can lift bin out and take bin bag out without fiddling in the small space

But but but but what if there's a legal and I need to carry all of the bin?

Dh will say those words, you know which ones....