To start the ELEVENTH thread that nobody responds to?

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

Thread 11. Message to follow.

3/4 done with this thread already

DS1 isn't very well, trapped wind. I'm actively encouraging him to fart. He's been in pain all day bless him.

Either but I spell it Jeni to annoy people.

Aw. Poor RedSon

I know AGL

I'm not ready to give up my OP title yet though.

Aww, red. My DS has had enough of me performing minor surgery on Lego mini-figures and now wishes to go to the park. Yaaay! Back (hopefully very) soon.

Red - get him to curl up, with a hot water bottle. He'll be much comfier. He should drink water too.

:(

Hooray! I'm home! I took the children in an Heducational visit somewhere. Who can guess where it was?

Loving the name guesses - I think I know Portia's real name! I hate my names.

AGL - did you got to primary school in Southampton? My aunts used to teach in a couple of schools there. I think/ hope they were nice teachers, but they had some sad stories to tell.

I didn't! I was born in Southampton, fostered in Worthing, adopted in Worthing, moved to Germany, moved to Worthing, moved to Germany, went to kindergarten in Germany, moved to a town England, went to primary and secondary, then shit went down and I moved into the children's home in a different town which is where I am now.

Did you follow that?

Oh bless. Have a hug ((((hug)))

And remember, this is AIBU so coughs stuff stays on here forever..... and.... erm. ...... strange people read these threads.......

Meh... No one will find me from my first name. Also, I'm pretty fiesty. They'd regret it if they did find me.

Oh, I'm not fussed, Vanilla, I'm just as open in RL

What DOES bug me is that on Jess's smutty thread someone commented that THAT was the friendliest place on MN! What about US?

They've never been here AGL.

Right, just popping into B&M. Anyone need anything?

Some diet coke would be good!

They only have Pepsi, is that ok?

What are the odds on my name?
Yes agree the gallantry.medal theft has to be an inside job which makes the theft even lower than low. Gran is fuming.
Vanilla I have added a post re the £76,000 paid for in cash car.

No one has tried to guess yours yet Portia.

The lady who voices the Queen in Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom is called Morwenna Banks. She is David Baddiel's girlfriend.

Hmmmm

I've added another post to the bed thread. Answer : a house.

Well according to the interview in Woman magazine Aidey is keeping his clothes on more for the second season of Poldark.

AGL that's a complicated list of locations/moves/families. (Hug).

^ she is also Peppa Pig's mum and Miss Gazelle. Someone asked DB on his webchat how it felt as a Jewish man to be married to Mummy Pig
Nanny Plum is also that fecking irritating multi tasking Rabbit. Her voice grates.

I took DD to Bolsover Castle and she remarked that it looked like the castle in Ben & Holly. I asked her what life would be like without Nanny Plum and she replied "Probably a bit happier."