To start the ELEVENTH thread that nobody responds to?

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

Thread 11. Message to follow.

I knew it was Ceebeebee.

Shortened to Ceeb

better. I've been fairly unsubtle about mine. Clue: my ex was called Abraham....

What?! Fuck off! No-one is called ....

(sulks in corner)

AGL, I can't find your name on that list...

Cheyenne is a really nice name. Were you conceived in Wyoming AGL?

Oh, Cheyenne....

Ha! Was only playing along with the CeeBeebees thing.... (ahem)

Jess

Jess, I also thought it was Ceebeebee.

red

being thank you - I feel a little better. I truly thought..... (cringes)

You didn't seriously believe that that was my name?

Lie down Jess, I think you're exerting yourself too much.

First you didn't recognise me, then you thought AGL was Ceebeebee.

Careful you don't hurt your brain too much in one day, will start calling you "hun" and talking in soft tones to you soon.

I was conceived in a filthy flat in Southampton after a joint and two bottles of wine

I sense a nc coming on

Second thoughts,
You better all eat some and come to your senses!!!!

Yeah Ceeb, it suits you

Here you go hun:

red. I think you are right (draws blinds)

AGL. Of course I didn't! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa (aaahh)!

(switches meditation app on)

There there Jess, it'll all be ok hun.

It's okay hunni xxx

Ergh I feel ill just TYPING like that

I was also as divvy as Jess and I didn't even notice Red's NC...

Come on then. Guesses for mine.

No! Stop! (covers ears/eyes) I have a 'friend' who calls me 'hun'. And 'sweetie'. This is my safe place. Where I can slowly go mad.

(rocks in corner for a little while the words hunny/ceebeebees run on an eternal loop through my brain)

Am fine.