To start the ELEVENTH thread that nobody responds to?

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

Thread 11. Message to follow.

What kind of behaviour is this on Founder's Day?

Jess has been VERY naughty with DrSeth

Good night all. Much love!

Has anyone heard from toad yet?

Night, Being!

What you were shocked we women were talking about libidos and pregnancy?! Should we be talking about flower arranging and shoes?

No still no sign of toad maybe she's bored of us?

It's ok Jess I've hidden the thread because they're all batty on there. Hilarious making summat out of nowt.I was fighting your case against head cases but couldn't be arsed with armchair shite
Goodnight Being

Night all

Don't be daft, Blue

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Ho hum
m.westbriton.co.uk/8203-bizarre-double-yellow-lines-across-middle-of-road-at-threemilestone-industrial-estate-to-be-removed/story-29668399-detail/story.html

catching up the last 200 odd posts - and some very odd!
As for beds - when dd started her first proper adult relationship, I got a double bed for her room - but no headboard. A few weeks later picked up a gorgeous swirly, metal headboard. Evidently saying 'hey (partnername) I've eventually got a headboard, so you've got something to fasten the handcuffs to' was Not Acceptable

pink fluffy ones ?

Night All.

As I am Your Founder and have obviously started a cult, I am now setting my commandments:

Eat chocolate
Drink lots of water.
A kind to each other
Tell twats to fuck off more often
Eat more chocolate
Take your children to stately homes so that they appreciate fine art
Tell your children off when they kick Sir Isaac Newton's table in a strip
Drink more water
Go to bed early
Wear sunscreen
Worship at the cheesy feet of Your Founder.

A few autocorrected typos there, but you get the gist.

Night oh founder Vanilla

That all seems very reasonable.

Have you been out somewhere nice for your birthday, oh Founder?

Aidey is also in the Radio Times Portia.

Watched a new comedy called Home from Home on BBC2 tonight. Was quite funny.

Never thought id see Johnny Vegas and Emilia Fox doing a pissed up scene together.

Quick question, can you name the 7 dwarves?

Ooh I like the chocolate eating. But feel I must confess I don't drink water just irn bru (or iron brew when I'm poor).

Dopey, Sleepy, grumpy, happy, and some others

Bashful, Doc, Happy, Grumpy...?

I'm generously leaving some for the rest of you!