To start the ELEVENTH thread that nobody responds to?

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

Thread 11. Message to follow.

blue. Congrats! I only discovered them on Friday and am now using wherever possible!

Strike through took me forever. It would always come out as strike through

He's been wearing that clock CLOCK! since 1987 24/7 you feel me?!
Yes, Jess you may wear a clock...but only a grandfather one...so I can call you a dong.
A cock around your neck, no, you may end up with a pearl necklace, so my sources tell me.
stress I ran out after three I only know Sky cos my DD, who watches with DS, insists she's the best one. (I take from that she's the only girl).

Damn, you were ahead of me on the pearl necklace...

Stress? Dress!

kimmy. Am not so keen on the idea of a grandfather cock clock....

"One thing you can't do with babies, you can't give them steak".
Wise words Flavor Flav.

kimmy

He puts Aristotle to shame...

'I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then put your socks on'. (Flavor Flav©)

The man's a genius.

I can tunelessly sing the Thomas theme in two languages

AGL

Give us the German version...

Is a German whistle different to an English one then?!

I present for your delight Bob der Baumeister...
m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=Xfuswp8RZ1k

Yo! Wir schaffen das!

When I whistle...

Dammit. That was meant to be a sleazy
When I say whistle...
along with lewd wink

That's better.

kimmy

I sort of want to change my username to BobDerBaumeister now..

DS is currently watching JanBricks Lego Mall... It looks expensive.

I never bother typing out the different things I want (bold, italics, strike through, etc.) I let my phone do it for me.

And there you have it!

being. Have just had to turn Bing off. Can no longer look at him without thinking 'twat'.

being my phone doesn't let me do that.

I now know how to underline

Oh hang on it works if I press the button I 3times in a row.

Ooh, me too, Blue. Glad my day has proved to be so educational.

Jess I can only ever hear the name Bob in a Blackadder voice...

m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=BLTR8qYWJbQ

kimmy. I have a little bit of a crush on Baldrick. I'd like him to tell me he has a 'cunning plan' as he gets into bed with me.

Am very, very wrong.

did someone type cock
I said behave yourselves