I feel so sorry for you all

[HoneyDragon]

Such a pity you're doing it wrong. Wrong wrong wrongity wrong.

I'm more correct than you bunch of losers

I am never wrong. Once I thought I was, but I was mistaken...

I do everything wrong. But stylishly, always.

I don't care if I'm doing it right. Cos if you're gonna do it do it Right
Right do it with me.

I'm doing it right - turn around, touch the ground, no backs and shotgun

I'm right, you're wrong and that's that. ever annoying Gavel!

Aw so sweet you think your even playing the same game

Wrong is the new right, don't ya know?

HappyAxo "just grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn"

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\ < waving flag of wrongness

I'm sat watching TV and reading mumsnetty rubbish. How can I be getting that wrong?

I'm a bloody expert at sitting on my arse.

Oh, Honey, thank you SO much for your understanding! I've always admired the way you get it right. You're even right that I get it wrong! I need a sympathetic right-er right now, to help me get it right. I wanna learn to be like you ooh hoo. How soon can you get here are show me how to do it right?

Thanks.

I'm doing it so wrong that it's right.

Get me.

I feel sorry for me too. I often get it wrong.

are and show me

See? [sadface] I even get my typing wrong [cries]

Who's doing what wrong? I'm sat here Mumsnetting in an empty house except for the two kittens on my lap and I remembered to sort myself out with a G&T before I sat down with them. I couldn't be doing it more right if I tried.

Oh I never do that.
So I can't possibly be wrong.
You're wrong to even think about it.

I've always been wrong - whatever and forever.
I'm so wrong I don't even know where to start looking for any of the fucks I do not give.

I was wrong once, back in 1984.

If you would only listen to me, you would know how to do it right.

But do you?

Noooooooo.

Wrong you say?

hmm yes I see your point. he is dying himself black, not blue.

and dd seees to have all her hair.

ah yes and the spelling wrong too...dyeing doh!

I told DH yesterday that I am rarely wrong.

HTH

As my DD says. It's Opposite Day today.

I have many faults.

Being wrong isn't one of them.