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This is a great BBC series which I think is worth watching IMO.
Eat Well For Less

I notice that AnyFucker hasn't posted on this thread.
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I'd chuck the lemon drizzle cake at her.

It's an egg FGS!! An EGG!! YABU

It's fine to have eaten half a teaspoon of mince pie ice cream with a nanogram of brandy in it at 50 weeks pregnant.

moonlight is that your first though? Need to know...

Reported

I suggest trying lube & a fish slice! Good luck op

You sound a delight

Yes - using my remote pregnancy detector, you are indeed, pregnant.

Just cover yourself in peanut butter and roll around in the forest during the full moon at midnight.

Have you thought about getting a sling?

The disabled space is for people with disabilities, fold the pram!

Tell her the blackberries were delicious and you're making another later.

Wow! Just wow! I think you need to give your head a wobble OP.

OP, please ask MNHQ to delete that "cute" photo. I have issues with squirrels and I feel violently ill when I look at one.
I don't care if it's a child's drawing. Get rid of it. Get rid of it NOW.

Oh my god I'm going to faint...

OP! You're so bloody entitled. Who the hell do you think you are!?

I live close to Dame Judy Dench and yes, I can confirm the rumours are true. She had a slight "tussle" with Marjory from number 22 and since then it's been wheely bins at dawn. She has not only blocked her driveway on numerous occasions, but last week she was caught shoving bottles of wee through her letterbox. Unfortunately its got all very undignified and Jude is now doing community service picking up dog muck on Wimbledon Common.

I stopped by to offer my support but she gave me the finger

Oh fuck off.

You tried similar shit last week and got deleted for it.

My very first

(It really is too!!)

You're a fool if you pay that for fat balls for the birds, I get them £5 for 50 in Wilko.