In our family 'this long been customary to describe people in terms of retail brands to ourselves.
We say e.g "she's a bit Primark" I'll leave to to make an educated guess st the connotation.
I said to my mum recently that if she were personified in a brand she would be the magazine "Good Housekeeping".
This was met by a slightly disapproving look and a raised eyebrow.
Incidentally , I've been reading 'Woman's Own' since the age of 16 and not even in a postmodern/ironic way so Lord knows how people would classify me!!